Spatial Realm's Dumb Quote Page

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Post the most dumbest or funniest quotes from any game, chat, or encounter you have with the stupidest people.

[Zane Kisaragi]

I was on Biohazard one time... This noob comes out of no where calling neko a bitch... Long story short, I ended up asking him where he lived..

Jordan16: ok my adddreass it 5929 mecallcrt

Then goes to mention how be passed the 6th grade by a long shot and I finally gave up and said something...

Devil Jin - Black Haze: Noobs these days... trying to act like they're special because they got d's and f's and resorted to attack people on the internet because they were rejected by their community and their family
Devil Jin - Black Haze: what a picture
Devil Jin - Black Haze: sad shame really
Jordan16: its not me
Cone_Sniper: Lol haze epic win
Asaixatem11 has logged in.
Jordan16: idk who hes talking bout

Jordan16: he could suck his dads dick infint tome i still would ent care what he says it just words
Cjyami1: peace
Devil Jin - Black Haze: Point being that your... 12? who doesn't know his own address that he's resorted to ask his "mommy" for it which takes 20 seconds...
Devil Jin - Black Haze: I hardly doubt that
Devil Jin - Black Haze: get out of my face jordan

[Zane Kisaragi]

Don Escobar won the battle!
Don Escobar: FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MAMA!!!! <--His "Victory Quote"
Black Haze: Looks like I got lost.

[neko]

While I was Test Server for Mh one of the players (i.e. this dude/chick name Son Goku)
Started talking shit

Son Goku12: DBZ iss the shit to bad all of them are gay.
Rebeckastarduelist:...........
The Brown hair boy says," your Kira!"
Son Goku12: i need to go make my porno already weres my dildo
Rebeckastarduelist: Strike 2
Blue haired Girl says," Lets not jump to conclusions"
(watcher) Son Goku12: Penis
Rebeckastarduelist: Strike 3 ur fucking out
Son Goku12 has logged out.

I hate when people do that :\

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Teh Silver Beast, Slash Uchiha Is Now AFK.
(OOC)(Uchiha||Itachi Style) - The King of Braves, Darkey : ?
Info:The King of Braves, Darkey has logged off the server!
Teh Silver Beast, Slash Uchiha Says: darkey summon the people taht are in the tournament
The Storm, Kaien Shiba ™ Says: FAILURE
Player Death:Madara's Brother Izuna Uchiha has been killed by Madara's Brother Izuna Uchiha !
The Ultimate Shape of Courage
Info: The King of Braves, Darkey (Dark-sann) has logged in...
(OOC)(Uchiha||Itachi Style) - The King of Braves, Darkey : I lol
(OOC)(Uchiha||Itachi Style) - The King of Braves, Darkey : 'd
The unruly fucker named The Storm, Kaien Shiba ™ has been booted off the server for: "da only failure around here is you. so shut it."

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(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: with freeze in a non pk zone
(OOC)(Akatsuki||Hyuuga||Jagan) Akat - Raven: u both killed each other
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(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: but he did
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) - Seph Minami: non pk**
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: killed me in a non pk zone
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: no
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) - Seph Minami: its not a non pk zone -.-'
(OOC)(Gekkou Mura||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - The Kings Ace - Rapheal Thanatos : what kotaro did is a clear violation though and where was this so called none pk zone
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: inside the zone
(OOC)(Akatsuki||Hyuuga||Jagan) Akat - Raven: Player Death:The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida has been killed by Seph Minami!
(OOC)(Akatsuki||Pein||God Realm) Akat - Jack:
Player Death:Seph Minami has been killed by The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida!

(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: inside the academy is a non pk zone
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) - Seph Minami: it wasnt even in the academy -.-'
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: he killed me inside academy
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: yes
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: it was
(OOC)(Gekkou Mura||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - The Kings Ace - Rapheal Thanatos : Wait
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: and
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: after you killed me
(OOC)(Gekkou Mura||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - The Kings Ace - Rapheal Thanatos : did he attack u outside the academy
(OOC)(Gekkou Mura||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - The Kings Ace - Rapheal Thanatos : and u went inside
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: i summoned you at grass and killed you
Seph Minami is now a jounin
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: me?
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(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: no
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: well
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: next to the store
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: i atacked him
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: and after
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: i entered the academy
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - Seph Minami: lol see
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: while i was inside academy he apeared and killed me
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - Seph Minami: not acad kill
(OOC)(Gekkou Mura||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - The Kings Ace - Rapheal Thanatos : and he didn;t attack u at all before u make it to the academy
(OOC)(Akatsuki||Hyuuga||Jagan) Akat - Raven: so ur saying u attacked him and rin in acdemy
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - Seph Minami: wth u tlkin bout -.-'
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: Seph Minami Says: Shippuga!!
(OOC)(Gekkou Mura||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - The Kings Ace - Rapheal Thanatos : was that while u were inside or outisde the academy
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: i atacked him outside academy
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: and
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: after
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - Seph Minami: u didnt even hit me outside the acad -.-'
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: i entered the academy
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: and he killed me there
Player Death:Raven has been killed by Jenkins!
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: but i used ama on you
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - Seph Minami: riku
Mistress Angel Says: Riku Xemna...Feel the wrath of Heaven!!!
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: and after
(OOC)(Gekkou Mura||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - The Kings Ace - Rapheal Thanatos : -.- Seph
Player Death:Riku Xemna has been killed by Mistress Angel!
(OOC)(Akatsuki||Uchiha||Izuna Style) Akat - Riku Xemna: ow
Rika Says: good atack
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - Seph Minami: i was outside -.-'
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - Seph Minami: riku
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: you killed in non pk
(OOC)(Akatsuki||Uchiha||Izuna Style) Akat - Riku Xemna: ?
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(OOC)(Gekkou Mura||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - The Kings Ace - Rapheal Thanatos : did u use shippu on him outside the academy
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - Seph Minami: u were rite there
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - Seph Minami: yes i did
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: Seph Minami Says: Shippuga!!
Akatsuki's Madara Ayumo Uchiha would like to announce:

gennin say I
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - Seph Minami: outside the acad
(OOC)(Gekkou Mura||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - The Kings Ace - Rapheal Thanatos : k that kill was legal Kotaro is at fault
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: no
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: inside
(OOC)(Akatsuki||Hyuuga||Jagan) Akat - Raven: raph if he used it outside he coundt of gone it cause it freazes u
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - Seph Minami: I
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: YOU USED INSIDE ACADEMY
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - Seph Minami: hes lying like hell -.-'
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: Seph Minami Says: Shippuga!!
(OOC)(Akatsuki||Uchiha||Izuna Style) Akat - Riku Xemna: can i be leader of uchiha police?
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: i am not
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - Seph Minami: Riku was there somehow when it happened
Teh Silver Beast, Slash Uchiha has muted the world
Teh Silver Beast, Slash Uchiha would like to announce:

stop bitching
Teh Silver Beast, Slash Uchiha commands the entire world to speak.
Info: Keyblade Master Sora(Naruto1293) has logged in...
Teh Silver Beast, Slash Uchiha Says: ready?
Mistress Angel Says: hugs both
(OOC)(Akatsuki||Uchiha||Madara Style) Akat - Akatsuki's Madara Ayumo Uchiha : lol riku wants to turn away from the life of crime
(OOC)(Star||Pein||God Realm) Teh Legendary Hoshikage - Keyblade Master Sora: why eveyrtime oi log on something bad be happening
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: i am tired of this little bitch
* Teh Silver Beast, Slash Uchiha hugs back *
(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: want to know
(OOC)(Akatsuki||Uchiha||Izuna Style) Akat - Riku Xemna: naw i just like to mix things up alittle
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(OOC)(Grass||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: i dont want to be kage anymore
(OOC)(Akatsuki||Uchiha||Izuna Style) Akat - Riku Xemna: hey sora
The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida has left their village and became a rouge shinobi....
(OOC)(Star||Pein||God Realm) Teh Legendary Hoshikage - Keyblade Master Sora: wth is going on?
Rika Says:
(OOC)(Knights of Round||Uchiha||Sasuke Style) Knight - Teh Silver Beast, Slash Uchiha: then leave village
(OOC)(None||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: I AM NOT THE KAGE
Rika Says: angel how old are you?
(OOC)(None||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: happy?
(OOC)(None||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: all happy
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - Seph Minami: caps?
(OOC)(None||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: great
Mistress Angel Says: little better
(OOC)(None||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: i will never join this shit again
(OOC)(Akatsuki||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Akat - Itachi Uchiha: Well, as a matter of fact, I dont even care.
Teh Silver Beast, Slash Uchiha Says: she asked your age
(OOC)(Akatsuki||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Akat - Itachi Uchiha: Fine. No one will miss an idiot.
(OOC)(Knights of Round||Uchiha||Sasuke Style) Knight - Teh Silver Beast, Slash Uchiha: Kotaro. shut up
Mistress Angel Says: 19
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - Seph Minami: w8 why would i care bout u being kage -.-'
(OOC)(None||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Fumakage - The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida: FUCK YOU ALL(only itachi dont)
Info:The 1st Fumakage Kotaro Oshida has logged off the server!
Rika Says: ok
(OOC)(Akatsuki||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Akat - Itachi Uchiha: Why not me?
(OOC)(Knights of Round||Uchiha||Sasuke Style) Knight - Teh Silver Beast, Slash Uchiha: dat bitch is banned
(OOC)(Akatsuki||Uchiha||Izuna Style) Akat - Riku Xemna: ok.....
(OOC)(Akatsuki||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Akat - Itachi Uchiha: I hate that asshole
(OOC)(Akatsuki||Uchiha||Itachi Style) Akat - Itachi Uchiha: lol
(OOC)(Star||Pein||God Realm) Teh Legendary Hoshikage - Keyblade Master Sora: lmfao
(OOC)(Star||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - Seph Minami: that was a wierd rage
(OOC)(Star||Pein||God Realm) Teh Legendary Hoshikage - Keyblade Master Sora: WTH JUST HAPPENED?
Mistress Angel Says: tickles u
(OOC)(Gekkou Mura||Maverick||Jagan) Hunter-Nins - The Kings Ace - Rapheal Thanatos : >.> dumb ass were trying to see what happened and he flips the fucking script
Teh Silver Beast, Slash Uchiha would like to announce:

grass lost their bitch kage

[Zane Kisaragi]

Slinky> by the way locke
<Mentavo Dorado> still with 1 lb and formula, I can still summon SQD
<Locke> hmm?
<Slinky> we had a spammer for about 7 hours
No lie. This like 0.1 second later
<Kleisonyugi> Um vírus é um programa do mal, que faz mal ao sistema operacional, a outros programas ou a arquivos do computador. Podem ser ainda de outros tipos, mas estes são os mais comuns. Basicamente, um vírus é um programa. Um programa com instruções que poderiam ser usadas para o bem, mas aplicadas para o mal. Portanto, para fazer um vírus, aprenda a fazer programas. Existem, no entanto, meios mais simple
<Kisai> ther ehe is
<Emperor Jin> xD
<Slinky> ^him
<Mentavo Dorado> there he is
<Locke> that guy?
<Kisai> lol
<Mentavo Dorado> xD
<Riley> speak of the devil.
<Riley> lol
<Kisai> Perfect timing
<Kisai> Wow
<Slinky> Gotta love that timing
<Mentavo Dorado> locke use your kamehameha
<Yoshi> dam
<Kisai> Some one record that as funny
<Yoshi> he typed a speech
<Emperor Jin> Perfect
Kleisonyugi was banned from the world for: Jack Atlus Punch!!!!
Aug 08 49 16 - Rain Bot Kleisonyugi (Kleisonyugi) logs out.


For those who don't know or care to know, below is the translated version of what he said...

"A virus is a program of evil, which is bad for the operating system, other programs or computer files. They may also be other types, but these are the most common. Basically, a virus is a program. A program of instructions that could be used for good, but applied to evil. So to make a virus, learn to make programs. There are, however, means more simple"

[Zane Kisaragi]

Funniest Unban Request to Date

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Name:Kyotoshien
Key(If you tried to ban avoid, list the keys of those you used as well): Kyotoshien
Game you were banned on?: naruto new world order
Reason why you were banned?(don't be a wiseass): idk i was told i trolled
Person who banned you?: idk
Why do you deserve to be unbanned?: look all i remember was signing on and then this dead spirit came and tried to possess my family and i. i woke up on the roof scared out of my mind. i get out and back to the computer to find people killing me. so i said "wow screw this. rebirth is better". i sign on the next day, banned. i sign back on after, im unbanned and zangetsu says i was banned. i sign back on today, and it said i was banned. please. my family was attacked by this dead spirit and pretty much lifted up all the furniture and disabled all technology in there. i remember taking a blunt instrument and hitting something but that was it so please help. the ghost also tried to rape my mother and my sister and pushed my father into the bathtub. the police and swat came and destroyed the ghost with their top secret laser cannons. i was found on the roof drawing "KKK", and devil signs. so please help me. i didnt do it. it mustve been the ghost. FUCKING BITCHES.

Aftermath: Zangetsus' Quote: At first I bursted out laughing. The whole story alone is just complete bullshit. I've known better excuses than this. I mean seriously? You're story doesn't even add up my hallucinating friend.

i get out and back to the computer to find people killing me

. How is it possible for you to have been on the computer when you clearly stated

my family was attacked by this dead spirit and pretty much lifted up all the furniture and disabled all technology in there

. The fact that you added "SWAT" and Police in there while still claiming that you had no recognition of what happened to you is basically either absolutely senseless or just scary. I mean, this whole "excuse" is a bit hard to process, even for me. Instead of just fessing up to the crime, you just opened Pandora's box by adding in this nonesense. I'm not going to unban you until I see some proof from an article, which is 99.9% not happening. In fact, I'm more pro to the idea of calling the closest asylum near your location. You've just made yourself the biggest dumbass of Spatial Realm. Topic will not be locked for anyone that wants to post their comments. The fact that you posted

FUCKING BITCHES

, is another example of your idiocracy. I hope you take this into deep consideration that making up false stories to explain why you did something, especially stories like these, can get you in an asylum faster than you can say "I'm an idiot". I really don't know what goes up in that head of yours, and quite frankly after reading this, I really don't want to know, but you just proved that you are not honest, responsible, and even sane or stable for that matter. I bid you, adeu.

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Followed by...

"FUCK YOU ALL MOTHER FUCKERS> I SPEND 20 YEARS IN PRISON AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. BITHC MOTHERUFCKS LIKE YOU START SHIT. I HOPE YOU FUCKING EAT GRAVE BITCHES. SUCK A DICK AND GO FUCKS YOURSELFSVS BEFORES I GET A GAT SAND START SHIPTTIOMG YOU MOTHER FUCKERS UP. I LNPW WHERE YOU ALL LOIVES FUCKIN BITCHES."

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Then..

Duel Monsters Expert and finally..

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My comment?

"I know this is old but... Did the police and swat have Sliph Scopes at the time of the "ghost destruction"?

And when the ghost was being fought, did you use Foresight on it before using Mega Punch?"

[Zane Kisaragi]

Troy> You know shit is bout to go down when you start hearing Mary J Blige
Oct 02 48 44 - Dark Bot Locke (Locke214) logs in.
<Troy> OMG
<Troy> Locke just went down
<Locke> Trent you ready